neil Posted March 17, 2012 Report Share Posted March 17, 2012 just like the tow truck operator ,,, who is always just around the corner from a roundabout that has detergent emptied on it on a wet morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mohawkk Posted March 18, 2012 Report Share Posted March 18, 2012 What... you caused just the 2 crashes this week gazza? Quote Love, Kai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazza Posted March 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2012 It was a slow week Quote Quickly read this post before it is deleted or i turn grey again Gary http://www.facebook.com/Rallyproxy2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver rocket Posted March 18, 2012 Report Share Posted March 18, 2012 Can't believe I just discovered this thread! I have stacks of these, here are a few.... Quote I Miss Brocky... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English St Posted March 19, 2012 Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 Came down to Batemans Bay in January and saw a beautiful old wooden boat docked near the bridge. Wanted to take some photos of it when we moved here. Wasn't expecting to take this photo though... Got a promo email today. Aparently there is a new blockbuster just released on DVD about my old Ford Festiva! Not sure the car is worth $26.97 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Lane Posted March 28, 2012 Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 (edited) A guy goes into a bar, orders and drink and says to the barman 'I had a terrible fight with the wife this evening, but in the end she came crawling to me on her hands and knees'. Barman says 'What did she say?'. 'She said, come out from under the bed, you coward'. Edited March 28, 2012 by Graham Lane Quote I think more about slot cars now than I did about sex when I was sixteen. incorporating the Italian round of ...this is the BIG one! 3rd, 4th, 5th and 6th October 2013 Castello delle Forme, Umbria, Italy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazza Posted July 17, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2012 Quote Quickly read this post before it is deleted or i turn grey again Gary http://www.facebook.com/Rallyproxy2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmi Posted July 17, 2012 Report Share Posted July 17, 2012 Checkout the bloke back right on the boat ,what a ride Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazza Posted July 17, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2012 Yeh they were slowly lowering the "brand new boat" into the water when one of the support cables broke sending the guy's million dollar toy to the bottom Quote Quickly read this post before it is deleted or i turn grey again Gary http://www.facebook.com/Rallyproxy2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmi Posted July 17, 2012 Report Share Posted July 17, 2012 someone wont be happy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ember Posted July 17, 2012 Report Share Posted July 17, 2012 Reckon the guy on board that boat was doing some pretty loud crow impersonations. Quote Computers. They'll never catch on. Tiny Tyers Targa - The build saga continues - Aging wood - A recipe for staining wood - Don't take a fence - Step by step paling fence - An old shed for my new cars - Wooden garage under construction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazza Posted July 26, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2012 Quote Quickly read this post before it is deleted or i turn grey again Gary http://www.facebook.com/Rallyproxy2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Lane Posted July 26, 2012 Report Share Posted July 26, 2012 Priceless!!!! Quote I think more about slot cars now than I did about sex when I was sixteen. incorporating the Italian round of ...this is the BIG one! 3rd, 4th, 5th and 6th October 2013 Castello delle Forme, Umbria, Italy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazza Posted October 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2012 The missus bought a Paperback down town, Saturday, I had a peep into her bag; ...T’was “Fifty Shades of Grey”. Well I just left her to it, At ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread….. In her left hand she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw them down onto the floor, And then began to strip. Well fifty years or so ago; I might have had a peek; But Doris hasn’t weathered well; She’s eighty four next week. Watching Doris bump and grind; Could not have been much grimmer. Things then went from bad to worse; She toppled off her Zimmer! She struggled up upon her feet; A couple minutes later; She put her teeth back in and… Said I must dominate her!! Now if you knew our Doris, You’d see just why I spluttered, I’d spent two months in traction For the last complaint I’d muttered. She stood there nude, naked like; Bent forward just a bit …. I thought what the hell, Stepped forward, and stood on her left tit! Doris screamed, her teeth shot out; My god what had I done!? She moaned and groaned then shouted out: “Step on the other one”!! Well readers, I can’t tell no more; About what occurred that day. Suffice to say my jet black hair,…. Turned “fifty shades of Grey”. Quote Quickly read this post before it is deleted or i turn grey again Gary http://www.facebook.com/Rallyproxy2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slots Posted October 4, 2012 Report Share Posted October 4, 2012 That was worth the read. Quote Stu Old racers race harder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazza Posted December 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2012 Quote Quickly read this post before it is deleted or i turn grey again Gary http://www.facebook.com/Rallyproxy2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazza Posted March 28, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2013 What do you call an inform Australian batsman .................... retired Quote Quickly read this post before it is deleted or i turn grey again Gary http://www.facebook.com/Rallyproxy2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazza Posted May 1, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 And yes, she was Asian ....... Quote Quickly read this post before it is deleted or i turn grey again Gary http://www.facebook.com/Rallyproxy2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazza Posted December 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2013 Quote Quickly read this post before it is deleted or i turn grey again Gary http://www.facebook.com/Rallyproxy2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazza Posted May 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ? The position of the dirt bag. Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do lawyers use for birth control? Their personalities.. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 20 kgs. What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes. What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife. Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in Grade 9. Who has the biggest boobs? The blonde, because she's 18..... What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrari? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? 'Are you sure it's mine?' Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes. What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment What's the difference between an Australian zoo and an English zoo? An Australian zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F..... Word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*! What's the difference between a northern USA fairytale and a southern USA fairytale? A Northern fairytale begins 'Once upon a time.' A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shiiit'. Why is there no Disneyland in China ? No one's tall enough to go on the good rides. Quote Quickly read this post before it is deleted or i turn grey again Gary http://www.facebook.com/Rallyproxy2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazza Posted June 12, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2014 For those that enjoyed the morning run along Newbridge Rd today, here's the reason ............. Quote Quickly read this post before it is deleted or i turn grey again Gary http://www.facebook.com/Rallyproxy2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldslot Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 its just resting Gazza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ontheflipside Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 Truckies! Don't ya just luvem Quote I can't believe that I wanted to grow up Mount Salt Panorama Track Combined Road and Rally Track built near Salt Pan Creek Padstow - Sydney A quick build rally track 2017 WRP Round 11 at Mt Salt Panorama https://i128.photobu...zpss7sqiwfj.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussieslotter Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 I see the Crummydore came off first best Quote It simply doesn’t work. It never has worked. And it will never work www.scorpiuswireless.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadow_rusty Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 Looks like the worker in the middle is taking a selfie... Quote Stolen from SlotsNZ Team ABC Team Leader (Ambitious, But Crap) Home Track Threads - Shadow's Semi-Permanent Layout & Another Rug Racer & Proud of It & Gymkhana Test Track Car Collection Thread - My Car Collection Charts / Diagrams - MJK Tyre Selector / Slot.it 4wd Gearing / PoliCar Rollout / Rollout Chart Generator / SCX 4wd Rollout / Track Wiring with Brake on Track Call Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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